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**[Intro – Green Day x Lovett]**
Do you have the time to listen to me whine?
My pony’s seasick — thinks the ocean’s a crime.
I said, “Hey hey, I’m just gonna float away,”
But Billie Eilish whispered, *“Don’t smile at me today.”*
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**[Verse 1 – Taylor Swift x Lovett]**
Cause I’m feeling *22*, stuck on waves with you,
My pony keeps tripping like it’s acting out a TikTok view.
I said, “Shake it off, shake it off,”
But the seagulls keep judging — man, this boat’s too soft.
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**[Verse 2 – Olivia Rodrigo x Lovett]**
I’m driving my canoe down a *Good 4 U* stream,
My horse rolls its eyes like it’s trapped in a teenage dream.
I tried to sing *drivers license*,
But the waves hit hard — now the boat’s my new appliance.
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**[Chorus – Billie Eilish / Smash Hit Energy]**
I’m a *bad guy*, riding high on a pony in the sea,
*Oops!… I Did It Again*, karaoke version, just me.
If I had a boat, I’d sail past *All Star* memes,
Singing “I’m a basket case on a boat,” living all my dreams.
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**[Verse 3 – Shrek/Internet Meme Energy]**
Somebody once told me the ocean’s gonna roll me,
I said “Relax, Donkey, I got a horse that trolls me.”
TikTokers filming — I’m flossing on a mast,
The ocean’s got nothing — we’re going viral fast.
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**[Bridge – Punk/Cowboy Chaos]**
*Eye of the Tiger* plays, I’m rocking cowboy boots,
Floating past SpongeBob in his pineapple roots.
My pony’s wearing sunglasses, feeling like a star,
Even *Baby Shark* paused — said, “This mashup’s bizarre!”
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**[Verse 4 – Pop Explosion]**
*Levitating* over waves with a horse in my tote,
Singing *Bad Romance*, my cowboy hat afloat.
*Blinding Lights* hit — the sunset’s electric,
I ride my pony like Billie Joe on a Pacific epic.
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**[Chorus – Mega Repeat]**
Cause I’m feeling *22*, stuck on waves with you,
My pony’s flipping tricks like *Jump* by Van Halen too.
If I had a boat, I’d sail *Bad Guy* style,
Singing “I’m a basket case on a boat” — go viral, child!
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**[Outro – Meme Finale]**
Floating past a yacht with a cat in a hat,
Somewhere between punk, country, and internet fact.
If I had a pony, if I had a boat,
I’d break the internet — every comment afloat!
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