### **“Pony on a Boat”**
*(to the tune/style of “Basket Case”)*
**[Verse 1]**
Do you have the time to listen to me whine,
About a pony on a boat that’s stuck inside my mind?
Sometimes I feel like I should drift away,
But my horse keeps losing balance every single wave.
**[Pre-Chorus]**
I went to my shrink — she said, “Boy, you’re off the map!”
“You can’t sail the sea on saddle dreams, now face the facts.”
I just tipped my hat and said, “Well, maybe so…
But if I had a boat, I’d go where cowboys never go.”
**[Chorus]**
Sometimes I give myself the creeps,
When I chase my freedom in my sleep.
It all keeps adding up —
I think I’ve had enough…
Am I just a cowboy lost at sea?
**[Bridge]**
Grain of salt, grain of sand,
Pony’s hooves where waves can’t stand.
If I sink, I’ll tip my hat,
Ain’t no turning back from that.
**[Chorus]**
Sometimes I give myself the creeps,
When the ocean whispers back to me.
It all keeps adding up —
I think I’m cracking up…
Guess I’m just a basket case at sea.