[Verse]
Woke up this morning in a curious state
Something squishy on my face
This can't be fate
Eight arms wiggling
Oh what a disgrace
An octopus decided my head’s its new place
[Chorus]
Oh no oh no it's stuck like glue
No matter what I try it won’t bid adieu
Tentacles dancing in a cephalopod embrace
I’m living my life with an octopus on my face
[Verse 2]
Tried peanut butter and a bucket of soap
But this clingy critter gives me no hope
Went to the mirror
Gave it a firm stare
It just blinked back like it didn’t care
[Chorus]
Oh no oh no it's stuck like glue
No matter what I try it won’t bid adieu
Tentacles twirling in a wiggly grace
I’m doomed to befriend this octopus on my face
[Bridge]
The neighbors laugh
The mailman screams
I’ve become the star of their underwater dreams
Kids point and giggle
They think it’s a mask
But removing this mollusk is no easy task
[Chorus]
Oh no oh no it's stuck like glue
No matter what I try it won’t bid adieu
Tentacles swirling in their rightful space
I’m now a duet
Me and the octopus on my face