Potato Paradox

(Verse 1)

(Upbeat, major-key melody)

Spud in its prime, a healthy delight,

But fry it up thin, and banish the light.

Grilled beef and greens, a virtuous spread,

But a burger’s embrace, leaves reason misled.

(Chorus)

(Sarcastic, almost mocking chorus)

Oh, the logic of man, a twisted design,

Healthy and junk, a blurry line.

We praise the potato, whole and so grand,

But chips in a bag, rule the land.

(Verse 2)

Cabbage and cheese, a wholesome array,

But a burger’s dark charm, steals reason away.

Pickles and pepper, a flavor so bold,

Yet grease and the bun, a story unfolds.

(Chorus)

(Sarcastic, almost mocking chorus)

Oh, the logic of man, a twisted design,

Healthy and junk, a blurry line.

We praise the potato, whole and so grand,

But chips in a bag, rule the land.

(Bridge)

(Instrumental break – a playful, almost mischievous melody)

(Chorus)

(Sarcastic, almost mocking chorus)

Oh, the logic of man, a twisted design,

Healthy and junk, a blurry line.

We praise the potato, whole and so grand,

But chips in a bag, rule the land.

(Outro)

(Fade out with a final, playful chord)