Big b

Got a mop for hair, too fat for his chair,

can't control his butt spraying poo everywhere,

got a haircut for his birthday, ain't cut that much anyway,

he's as thick as his mate,

of whom everybody hates, Back since back since his childhood days, Not to be phobic but we think he's gay,

down in the school try na be cool (eating)

paninis and fizz,radnor fizz, (guzzlin)

Written a secret note, made by an obvious bloke,

to his crush, is such a dirty shame,

he didn't stand a chance, but he let his imagination dance,

he haunts people's dreams, you should hear the screams,

when they rewind back to that horrid day,

he sat on a student, causing them, to run to the sick bay,

Big B at his Chippy tea,

but with no broccoli, causing him to look the way he does

FAT!!!!

Down in the school try na be cool(munchin)

pizza and cake, chocolate cake (chompin)

Why don't I tell ya one more time,

soon Big B will not be alive,

he is at the end of the line

Oh!!!

Soon Big B will not be alive,

won't be able to finish ya fries,

Yeah!!!

Soon Big B.

Will not.

BE ALIVE!!!!

yeah hahaha