Come one, Come all [remixe]

Come one, come all to my magic show

Watch as I defy reality and have your minds blown!

(Verse 1 - sing)

Welcome folks, are you ready for magic?

I'll make this girl disappear, make yo minds go batshit!

Come on up hun, step right into this box

I'll wave my wand, then she'll disappear WATCH!

Abracadabra, and an alakazam!

Whoops, cut her in half, my bad fam.

Don't worry folks, it's magic, just a trick

Let me just push her halves back together real quick

Wiggle the wand, say the magic words

There we go, good as new, how the fuck does that work?

What's next? Ah yes, how about some scorchin fire.

I'll breathe it from my mouth, AY bitch! Hand me the lighter!

Whoa nelly, goddamn! that flames outta control

It's spreading all over, burnin up the ho- ly fuckin shit.

Time for us to leave

Don't worry folks, got more tricks up my sleeve

(Chorus)

Come one come all, take your seat

This magic show can't be beat

Hocus pocus, focus close

Prepare to have your mind blown

(Verse 2)

Alright alright, no need to fret

This next trick will be smooth, I promise you that

Let me just grab my guillotine over here

And have this brave volunteer lie down, never fear

I'll place your head right here, nice and gentle

Then chop it clean off, it'll be monuMENTAL

(Ha!)

You'll still live, a magic miracle if you believe

As I hold your talkin head up for all to see!

Okay, let's do this, here we go, one... two...

Oh shit, your body's bleedin out on cue

Gushing blood, damn this is a lot

Uhh, shall we... just... move on?

How about levitating you all up to the ceiling

I'll chant and wave my arms, you'll be floatin and reelin

Hocus pocus, wingardium levee-OH FUCK!

You're all crashin down, oh what rotten luck

(Chorus)

Come one come all, take your seat

This magic show can't be beat

Hocus pocus, focus close

Prepare to have your mind blown

(Verse 3)

Okay SHUT UP! Settle down, the show must go on

Despite the fire, injuries, and lawsuits we're goin strong

For my next trick, I'll need a brave volunteer

You there, with the skeptical face and the balding hair

Come on up, don't be shy, I promise you'll survive

Well, probably, I mean, hopefully, just sign this waiver, alright?

Now, lie down on this table, don't worry 'bout the straps

I'll just secure you tightly, so you don't collapse

When I pull out this chainsaw and cut you in three

Don't scream, it ruins the illusion, just smile, say CHEESE!

Vroooom! Goes the blade, slicing through flesh and bone

Oops, I think I went too far, your head's rolling on its own

But wait, with magic, I can fix this, I swear!

Let me just find where I put that spare

Ah, here we go, a brand new head, slightly used

I'll just attach it here, and... ta-da! You're good as new... ish

(Chorus)

Come one, come all, don’t you run away

This magic show’s still the best today

Hocus pocus, blood and smoke

Your sanity’s the final joke!

(Bridge)

(Spoken/sung slower, manic whisper building)

You wanted wonders, you wanted thrills

I gave you nightmares, I gave you chills

The hat’s empty, the wand’s on fire

The audience is down to one… just you and the liar

One last trick… one final bow…

Watch me disappear… right fucking now

(Chorus – bigger, chaotic, almost screamed)

Come one, come all—wait, where’d you go?!

This magic show’s stealin’ the whole damn show!

Hocus pocus, focus—NO!

Your minds are blown… and so’s the whole front row!

(Outro)

Abracadabra… alakazam…

Guess the greatest trick… was the one I never planned

(poof sound effect or silence)

…Show’s over, folks.

Don’t forget to tip your severely traumatized magician on the way out.

Goodnight!