Blubber blogger

(Verse  robot voice)
Mama says “wake up,” I say “I did!”
But I didn’t, I was a squid.
Breakfast’s cereal, no it’s toast—
The milk ran away, it’s a ghost!
My sock’s in the fridge, my spoon’s in the shoe,
And the dog’s wearin’ my homework too.

(Chorus)
Sat’rday go here, Sat’rday go there,
I think I saw it climb the chair!
Too many things, my brain go squish,
I’m tryin’ to eat but I lost my fish.

(Verse 2)
We go to soccer—no, we don’t—
We go to Mars! No, Dad said “won’t.”
Grandma’s car smells like beans,
I saw a cloud eat the sun, that means
Time for nap? Or maybe swim?
My shoe fell off inside the gym.

(Chorus)
Sat’rday go zoom, Sat’rday go spin,
My lunch got lost, I ate my chin!
There’s ketchup on my elbow, I think it’s fine,
The cat’s my brother, the couch is mine.

(Bridge)
I built a tower, then it sneezed,
Now it’s gone, I’m not pleased.
I’m Captain Chair of Boat Couch Sea,
Don’t talk to me, I’m busy bee!
Mom says “clean up,” but she don’t know—
I already cleaned the rainbow!

(Outro)
Eyes all floaty, sky all bend,
Sat’rday never, never end.
Then suddenly—it do! It go!
Tomorrow’s maybe Tuesday though.

Breakbeat, deep bass. Robot voice