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Yow, mi haffi big up di whole bloodclaat saga wid dis rassclaat TikTok, mi general!

Firs’ an foremost, dem suck bad like ol’ dutty pum-pum weh nuh wash from Ash Wednesday.

2 Dem a fling bare lie an propaganda like confetti eena carnival, fake news a rain dung.

3 Dem block di raw truth tighter dan virgin battyhole, cyaa squeeze tru.

4 Soon as yuh meme one a dem agenda sweetheart—dem blue-eye pickney—any lickle doodoo yuh drop turn instant strike pon yuh file, bam!

Wi ha one skettel deh a dig out har pussy like she a mine gold, finga dem a glisten.

Ooman dem a twerk wild, a ram dem grease-up batty eena di lens like dem wah fi blind di camera, pow-pow!

Still deh up pon di timeline, no strike, no shadowban, no bumboclaat warnin’—free like bird!

Mi own jus’ one innocent cartoon, mi stamp it 18+ big an bold like billboard, an dem dash mi strike faster dan Usain Bolt pon di track!

Wah di raasclaat, bumboclaat, pussyclaat wrong wid TikTok, mi a beg unu tell mi? Unu monitoring dept mus’ full a blind-bat pic dem weh cyaa see past dem own nose! Mi fling di same rahtid video pon odda platform dem—zero drama, seen? No issue, mi did mark it 18+ from gate. No red flag, no violation, pure clean like whistle. Yet right yah now pon dis bloodclaat TikTok, mi ketch strike like say mi a criminal! But all dem odda cocky-mouth people dem a dig out dem pum-pum live pon cam, a wine an flex dem batty like dem a di main act eena porno, an dem still a gallop free like horse pon pasture! Fuck unu to di raasclaat hell an back, TikTok—mi spit pon unu!