Poopieblues

I'm just sitting here. Trying not to fart too loud cause there is a dude in the room. But it's starting to make me feel like I'm prairie doggin. I'm too lazy to get up to take a dump. Too lazy to poop. Have you ever been too lazy to poop too lazy to pooooop. Have you ever been too lade back to crap yo I'm telling you duuuude. This shit is hella wack too lazy to jack off. Only have the strength to nod off. Wish I had I dick cause I would go and piss on that log .I don't jog. But I would go whip out my junk and pee on her mom and yer dad too. I'm not rude. I wouldn't leave dude out. No doubt. I'm bout to pout if I don't let this terd go