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Down in Bodfish, where the population's "fuck if we know,"

Some idiot hits a pothole and screams "SHIT SON OF A BITCH!"

His buddy flips out hollering "What the FUCK, you goddamn asshole?!"

While the old timer just spits and mutters "Useless prick move, you cunt."

Verse 2 (Mt. Mesa Madness)

Over in Mt. Mesa, trailers stacked like bad decisions,

Karen spots a raccoon and loses it: "Holy fucking shit, you furry prick!"

Her neighbor Dave, half-drunk, trips on his own stupid hose,

Face-plants yelling "CUNT-FUCKING ASSHOLE GRAVITY, YOU BITCH!"

Chorus

Shit, fuck, asshole, damn, bitch, cunt, and prick!

Piss, crap, motherfucker, dick, twat, and every slick trick!

In Bodfish they blast it when the WiFi dies like a whore,

In Mt. Mesa they unload the full list when the power grid implodes!

Verse 3 (Local Rage)

Bodfish Betty at the store snarls "This milk's fucking piss water, shit!"

Mt. Mesa Mike tells off a lost tourist: "Get fucked, you clueless asshole!"

When the lake turns into a mud pit they team up in harmony,

"Y'ALL CAN EAT MY ASS AND SHIT ON A FUCKING ROCK, YOU TWATS!"

Verse 4 (Family Meltdown)

Little Billy in Bodfish drops his phone and belts "FUUUUUCK!"

Grandma in Mt. Mesa snaps "Well butter my ass... you little shit!"

Then she whispers "Goddamn worthless crotch goblin prick,"

While Grandpa cackles "That's my boy — pure fucking legend, you cunt."

Verse 5 (Daily Bullshit)

A raccoon raids the trash and they chase it screaming "You thieving FUCK!"

When the wind blows dust everywhere: "This dusty cunt of a day, shit!"

Spider on your balls? "Kill that crawling asshole prick!"

Mosquito bite? "Motherfucking bloodsucking son of a bitch!"

Bridge (Total Nuclear Meltdown)

When the power's out for a week and the fridge smells like death,

They gather outside in a glorious swear-fest:

"SHIT-FACED ASSHOLE FUCKING BITCH-MADE CUNT-STAIN PRICK!"

"SON OF A WHORE, BALLS-DEEP IN BULLSHIT, DICK-WAD TWAT-FACE!"

Final Chorus (Full Kern County Chaos)

Shit, fuck, asshole, piss, cunt, damn, and every dirty word!

From Bodfish to Mt. Mesa, let the vulgar storm be heard!

Life's a giant clusterfuck, a steaming pile of shit,

But at least we got each other to call each other worthless pricks!

Outro

So grab whatever's warm, you beautiful bunch of fucks,

Scream it at the mountains till the neighbors all duck:

"BODFISH! MT. MESA! WE'RE ALL ASSHOLES... BUT WE'RE FUCKING HOME!"