[Intro – whispered like Serj]
Life is a waterfall…
We’re one in the traffic…
And one again after the crash…
[Verse 1]
Life is a waterfall, we’re one in the In-N-Out line
Double-double animal style, fries on the side
Dreaming of success while we’re stuck in decline
Swimming upstream in this city of “I’ll be fine”
You’re in the river, I’m in the fall
Both of us drowning in student loans, y’all
One minute you’re hot, next you’re canceled by all
Life is a waterfall… of kombucha and alcohol
[Pre-Chorus]
Aerials… in the palm trees
Aerials… so much smog you can’t see
Aerials… chasing clout like it’s free
But gravity pulls you back to reality
[Chorus – unhinged]
LIFE IS A WATERFAAAALLLL!
We’re one in the Uber pool
LIFE IS A WATERFAAAALLLL!
Then we all crash and drool
LIFE IS A WATERFAAAALLLL!
Swimming in bad decisions
One more shot… and we’re fishin’ for attention
[Verse 2]
Running through sprinklers of broken dreams
Acting like we’re thriving on avocado memes
One in the river (of tears from the rent)
One again after the fall… of your OnlyFans event
You climb the ladder, but it’s made of Jell-O
Fall on your ass in slow-mo, hello!
Hollywood Hills got the views but no heart
Life is a waterfall… mostly just farts
[Bridge – chaotic]
WAKE UP! (in the valley)
WAKE UP! (in the hills)
WAKE UP! (your landlord still)
Wants that bag while you’re eating ramen thrills
Aerials… in the sky
But your Wi-Fi is why you cryyyy
[Final Chorus – full clown energy]
LIFE IS A WATERFAAAALLLL!
We’re one in the traffic jam
LIFE IS A WATERFAAAALLLL!
Then we blame it on “the man”
LIFE IS A WATERFAAAALLLL!
Puns keep flowing, never dry
One more splash… and we all just die… laughing
TracyCleveland77