Split in the Shadow

Yo, it's Craig on the mic, but hey, meet Damian in the shadow,

Split personality, chaos in stereo, let’s go!

I’m Craig, the guy who does it all, jugglin' tasks like a carnival,

Laughin’ through the pain, spillin’ my own rain, call it a personal carnival.

But sometimes I drown in my own human mess,

Bitchin’ and moanin’, confessin’ my stress,

My head's a battlefield, a total mess,

That’s where Damian comes, in darkness we jest.

Craig’s got the good vibes, sharp wit, and a grin,

Damian's in the corner, dark eyes, devilish sin.

Mix ’em together, a twisted spin,

My personality’s a battle, let the chaos begin!

I do it all and then I complain,

Joking through the struggle, laughin’ through the pain,

Craig’s light with Damien’s dark, what a strange domain,

A split personality, it's a wild, funny game.

Damian’s whisperin’, “Why bother at all?”

Craig's yellin’, “Stand tall, break the wall!”

Two sides of a coin, destined to brawl,

But in the end, I’m just havin’ a ball.

From early mornin’ to the dead of night,

I’m doin’ shit, complainin’ ’bout the plight,

Damian’s sneer, a wicked delight,

Turn the struggle into a fight!

Together we’re a circus, a laugh and a fright,

Split personality, keepin’ it tight,

Funny or grim, wrong or right,

Craig and Damian, yin and yang’s delight.

I do it all and then I complain,

Joking through the struggle, laughin’ through the pain,

Craig’s light with Damien’s dark, what a strange domain,

A split personality, it's a wild, funny game.

So here I stand, chaos in my mind,

Craig and Damian, one of a kind,

Laugh, moan, curse, and unwind,

The funniest split you’ll ever find.