Congrats, You Played Yourself

I should’ve got a restraining order

I should’ve sent you to jail

I wish I could watch you burn down

So you could rot in hell

You’re just a stupid narcissist

And everyone can tell

So why can’t you leave me alone

And worry ‘bout yourself

I did all of the things that you

Wanted me to do

But in the end it wasn’t

Good enough for you

So you went onto the internet

To like other girls thirst traps

And neglected all my body parts

What’s the deal with that?

Oh I forgot it’s because you’re D.L.

And I’m not a man oh well

You said she’s just a friend

But if I said that as well

You’d tell me Andrew Tater said

That males can’t be friends with females

Unless of course they wanna bone

And he’s an alpha male

You’re such a freaking idiot

It really pisses me off

To think I let you watch me

Suck someone else’s calk

Just so you could get off

And watch him blow his top

But when I asked you to lick my kitty

I was asking for a lot

Perhaps I’m not that good at math

But something ain’t adding up

So why can’t you leave me alone

And just freaking give up

I’m doing good without you

So let me live my life

I don’t wanna be your

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