[Intro — Spoken]
Oh no…
New personality unlocked?
Let me guess…
You saw one cool person and said,
“I’m gonna do that.”
[Verse 1]
New hair, new clothes, new attitude,
Brand new mirror with a different view,
Changed your laugh and changed your walk,
Even practiced your dramatic talk,
You walked in like a superstar,
Forgot we know who you really are,
Trying so hard to break the rules,
That the rules are laughing back at you,
[Pre-Chorus]
Confidence is something you own,
Not something borrowed from somebody’s phone,
You want a crown, you want applause,
But you’re still searching for who you are,
[Chorus]
Wannabe member of the Slut Squad,
Trying so hard, trying too much,
Everybody sees the costume on,
But nobody knows where you’ve gone,
Wannabe member of the Slut Squad,
Looking for a name drop and a spotlight shot,
You don’t need a character to prove you’re cool,
You were more interesting being you,
[Post-Chorus]
Strike a pose, fake a scene,
Living someone else’s dream,
Playing a part you never got…
Wannabe member of the Slut Squad!
[Verse 2]
You bought the jacket, learned the slang,
Changed your whole life for a little fame,
Every week a brand new phase,
Can’t keep track of your latest craze,
One day rebel, next day royal,
Every personality needs a spoiler,
You’re chasing trends that disappear,
While the real you’s standing right here,
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Being different ain’t something you fake,
Being iconic ain’t something you take,
You don’t need permission from a crew,
To finally become the real you,
[Chorus]
Wannabe member of the Slut Squad,
Trying so hard, trying too much,
Everybody sees the costume on,
But nobody knows where you’ve gone,
Wannabe member of the Slut Squad,
Looking for a name drop and a spotlight shot,
You don’t need a character to prove you’re cool,
You were more interesting being you,
[Bridge — Big Build]
Take off the glitter, keep the shine,
Find your own name, find your own sign,
The coolest thing that you can do…
Is stop pretending you’re someone new,
You don’t need a squad, don’t need a scene,
Don’t need to copy a magazine,
The funniest secret nobody knew…
The spotlight was already waiting for you,
[Final Chorus]
Wannabe member of the Slut Squad,
Guess you finally figured it out,
The loudest person in the room,
Ain’t always the one people talk about,
Wannabe member of the Slut Squad,
Dropped the act and dropped the fraud,
Now everybody’s looking at you…
Because you finally became you.
[Outro — Spoken]
See?
That was way less embarrassing.