Idiot Sandwich (A Rei and Shinji Symphony)

(Instruments: A bouncy ska riff kicks in, followed by a frenetic drumbeat. A distorted guitar throws in a few power chords. Sounds like a clown car exploding.)

(Vocals: Sarcastic, sneering)

Shinji, oh Shinji, always whining and meek

Can't pilot an Eva, or function all week

Rei's staring blankly, a doll with no soul

While I'm stuck cleaning up their mess, losing all control

(Vocals: Builds in intensity, more aggressive)

They drag me down, with their endless despair

Stuck in a love triangle, beyond all repair

But I'm the only one, who gets anything done

While they're busy moping, having zero fun

(Vocals: Sarcastic, belting)

Idiot Sandwich! That's what they are

Two slices of failure, reaching for a meaningless star

Idiot Sandwich! Served with extra cheese

A recipe for disaster, guaranteed to displease!

(Instruments: A short ska breakdown, with the horns playing a goofy melody and the guitar throwing in some obnoxious power chords. Sounds like a circus gone wrong.)

(Vocals: Sarcastic, mocking)

Rei's always sacrificing, for some greater cause

But she never explains it, just gives me the blahs

Shinji's having breakdowns, every single day

While I'm screaming at him, to just go away

(Vocals: Builds in intensity, more aggressive)

They make me crazy, with their emo-ridden plight

Stuck in this Eva, fighting day and night

But I'm the only one, who can actually win

While they're busy failing, again and again and again!

(Vocals: Sarcastic, belting)

Idiot Sandwich! That's what they are

Two slices of failure, reaching for a meaningless star

Idiot Sandwich! Served with extra cheese

A recipe for disaster, guaranteed to displease!

Idiot's sobs of "WHY ME??!!!" I can’t stand it when they cry

Why don't they care??? Why???? Why can't they die!!!!!

(Instruments: Music gets faster and more chaotic)

(Vocals: Sarcastic, screaming)

Idiot sandwich!! The idiot sandwich of eva!!!!