Mr crazy

I was walking down a hill and then I hit my head.

Ow

Yeah 2+2 is 7

Stay away I got a gun

Hay man that's paper

Ow i got a paper cut

Haha what you get

I like cheese I like it drippy

It's my old man

Ha that's your dog

Did you hit your head when you where little

No I hit my head when I was little

Help me help me this guy is crazy

I don't know what to do

Thank you for the chocolates

Your on the toilet, no no no help me I'm trapped with this guy and he's crazy

Hay can I have pizza

It's the middle of the night there closed

It's sunny

No its not

Wait what if I'm the dumb one or I'm going crazy

No no no help me I'm trapped with this guy and he's crazy

Please please please get me out

000 what's your emergency

Help me I'm trapped with a crazy man come quick

Ok just stay hidden we'll be there as soon as possible

Bang bang bang

Thank you so much he's crazy

Sir what are you saying

No no no I'm the crazy one help me get me out of this nightmare

Oh Hay officer he's been running on the ground for some time now

No no no.