Eiffel Tower

Mmm, I've never been to Paris

But why go when I have an Eiffel Tower at home?

One in the back, one in the front

I'm in the middle

Darling, I'm filled with much curiosity

And one day I hope to visit that city

But as it looks right now

I'll have to be left out

But not in this version

You both wanted to get dirty with a virgin

Well, come and take a swing at it

There's no backing out of this

Mmm, I've never been to Paris

But why go when I have an Eiffel Tower at home?

One in the back, one in the front

I'm in the middle

My own Eiffel Tower, ahh shit oh fuck

I'm getting in trouble tonight

And I don't know why it's so heavy on my mind

May be lusting tonight

Sorry God for this sin

I just fucking love men

Mmm, I've never been to Paris

But why go when I have an Eiffel Tower at home?

One in the back, one in the front

I'm in the middle

Shit.