Yodel-Thrax

[INTRO (0:00 – 0:05 – just a snare drum being kicked through a wall)]

[(EXPLOSION – full band, tremolo-picked into oblivion)]

[VERSE 1 (Machine-gun yodel – every syllable a bullet)]

[PRE-CHORUS (0:45 – guitars do dive-bombs, yodeler matches them)]

[(Both explode into—)]

[CHORUS (0:55 – pure speed – yodeled in 16th notes)]

[(Repeat 4x – each time a half-step higher)]

[VERSE 2 (1:15 – now with backing yodel choir, all screaming)]

[(From the skulls of the fallen.)]

[BREAKDOWN (1:40 – tempo halves – groove – headbang territory)]

[(Growled, slow, crushing)]

[(Tempo DOUBLES – blast beats –)]

[SOLO (1:55 – guitar and yodel in UNISON – 32nd notes – no breathing allowed)]

[(Yodeler turns purple. Guitarist turns red. Both refuse to stop.)]

[(Yodeler wins – holds a high C while guitarist does pinch harmonics around it.)]

[(Crowd loses consciousness.)]

[FINAL CHORUS (2:10 – 2x speed – all instruments redlining)]

[(Last word held – 8 seconds – cracks glass.)]

[OUTRO (2:15 – 2:17 – abrupt stop)]

[(Silence.)]

[(Single, exhausted whisper:)]

[(One final blast beat –)]

[(Ends. No cowbell. Cowbells are for the weak.)]