[(Intro – Distorted, feedback swell. Drums kick in like a jackhammer.)]
[(Verse 1 – Guttural, rapid-fire vocals)]
PASS THE GLASS, TIP THE TIN!
WORLD CUP RAGIN’, SKIN TO WIN!
KANGAROO JACKS, VEGEMITE FUEL!
SINKIN’ PINTS, BREAKIN’ EVERY RULE!
[(Pre-Chorus – Building tension, palm-muted chugs)]
DIGGERS CHANTIN’ ON THE CONCRETE FLOOR!
SHOUTIN’ NAMES THAT START A HOLY WAR!
THERE’S A HEADLINE BURNIN’ RED AND MEAN—
DON’T YOU CENSOR WHAT WE SEEN!
[(Chorus – Massive, open power chords, gang vocals)]
AUSSIE’S ON A BENDER!
DONALD TRUMP’S A SEX OFFENDER!
GLASSES SMASH, THE RIOT’S SPENDER!
TRUTH DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GENDER!
[(Breakdown – Half-time, crushingly heavy)]
[SPOKEN/SNARLED:]
"OY! CUNTS!"
CHUG CHUG CHUG
"ONE FOR THE KARMA!
TWO FOR THE COURT!
THREE FOR THE VERDICT—
THE PRESS WON'T REPORT!"
[(Verse 2 – Faster, almost hardcore punk tempo)]
GOLD COAST SUN, BUT THE SHADOW’S LONG!
JURY’S OUT, BUT THE PINT’S STILL STRONG!
FLAG IN ONE HAND, PHONE IN THE OTHER—
SCROLLIN’ FACTS THEY TRIED TO SMOTHER!
[(Pre-Chorus – Relentless double bass)]
WE DON’T NEED NO FOX NEWS PRAYER!
WE GOT A BEER AND A MATE RIGHT THERE!
HEAR THE VERDICT, HEAR THE ROAR—
NOW SPIT IT BACK AND ASK FOR MORE!
[(Chorus – Repeat, crowd-chant style)]
AUSSIE’S ON A BENDER!
DONALD TRUMP’S A SEX OFFENDER!
GLASSES SMASH, THE RIOT’S SPENDER!
TRUTH DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR GENDER!
[(Bridge – Clean guitar arpeggio, ominous)]
"You can drown the whistle… you can buy the gavel…"
[(Distortion kicks back in)]
BUT THE PISS-STAINED PUB WALL NEVER TRAVELS!
[(Solo – Ridiculous dive-bombs, pinch harmonics, pure chaos)]
[(Outro – Slowing down, drunk, slurred but defiant)]
[Spoken/shouted over a fading riff:]
"PUT ANOTHER SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE, MATE…
…AND ANOTHER NAIL IN HIS HEARSE."
Final power chord ring-out.
"FUCKIN’ OATH."