[Intro – jaunty guitar & whistle]
Do do do do do do do…
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[Verse 1]
Boss said, “Boy, go build dat wall,”
He lined up the bricks but he stacked ’em too tall.
By the time he was done, it leaned left then right,
And the neighbor’s dog got trapped inside.
Do do do do do do do…
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[Chorus]
(Ahhhhhh)
He drop, he trip, he stumble with a grin,
Every time they trust him, that’s when troubles begin.
From the hammer to the saw, to the bucket to the pen…
Bop — and he did it again!
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[Verse 2]
[Imitating voice]
Boss said, “Fine, just mix cement,”
[Imitating another voice]
He poured in the powder but forgot where it went.
Added too much water, then he slipped in the pan,
Now he’s stuck in the bucket like a half-made man.
Do do do do do do do…
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[Chorus]
(Ahhhhh)
He drop, he trip, he stumble with a grin,
Every time they trust him, that’s when troubles begin.
From the hammer to the saw, to the bucket to the pen…
Bop — and he did it again!
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[Verse 3]
[Imitating voice]
Boss said, “Alright, just hold this nail,”
[Imitating another voice]
But he closed his eyes and he let out a wail.
Swung the hammer wrong, now the crew’s in tears,
He been workin’ construction for twenty long years!
Do do do do do do do…
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[Chorus]
(Ahhhhh)
He drop, he trip, he stumble with a grin,
Every time they trust him, that’s when troubles begin.
From the hammer to the saw, to the bucket to the pen…
Bop — and he did it again!
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[Bridge – Playful Breakdown]
Give him a shovel — he’ll dig too deep,
Hand him a ladder — he’ll fall asleep.
Ask him to sweep — he’ll break the broom,
He’s a walking disaster in every room!
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[Chorus – Big & Loud]
He drop, he trip, he stumble with a grin,
Every time they trust him, that’s when troubles begin.
From the hammer to the saw, to the bucket to the pen…
Bop — and he did it again!
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[Outro – fading, spoken with laughter]
Do do do do do do do…
Boss say, “Pack it up, boy, don’t come back in!”
Bop — and he did it again!
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