[Verse 1]
I saw a dog in Ray-Bans driving down I-10
A drag queen hanging ten like she'd done it all again
A prison escapee dropped off my Amazon
A priest got pulled over with a cigarette hanging on
Bozo did my taxes, got me money back
A politician said, "Yeah... I'll take the blame for that."
Karen said, "You know what? That one's on me."
I threw my hands up yelling...
[Chorus]
W-T-F?!
What did I just see?
Somebody tell me
'Cause it can't just be me!
W-T-F?!
The world's gone insane!
Every time I blink my eyes
It's crazier again!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
WHAT... THE... WHAT?!
[Verse 2]
A man from Mars was running a taco food truck
A billionaire asked if I could spot him twenty bucks
A pirate worked the help desk saying, "How can I assist?"
A referee admitted, "Yeah... I totally missed."
A vampire owned a tanning salon by the sea
A fortune teller asked, "Can you predict for me?"
The weatherman said, "Didn't know that rain would start..."
I just stood there yelling...
[Chorus]
W-T-F?!
What did I just see?
Somebody tell me
'Cause it can't just be me!
W-T-F?!
The world's gone insane!
Every time I blink my eyes
It's crazier again!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
WHAT... THE... WHAT?!
[Verse 3]
A gorilla in Walmart pushing a shopping cart
There was no line at the DMV right from the start
A burglar owned a security company
The Statue of Liberty winked and smiled at me
A telemarketer whispered, "Sorry to bother you."
I rubbed my eyes and thought, "This can't be true."
I threw my hands up yelling...
[Chorus]
W-T-F?!
What did I just see?
Somebody tell me
'Cause it can't just be me!
W-T-F?!
The world's gone insane!
Every time I blink my eyes
It's crazier again!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
WHAT... THE... WHAT?!
[Final Chorus]
W-T-F?!
What did I just see?
Somebody tell me
'Cause it can't just be me!
W-T-F?!
The world's gone insane!
Every time I blink my eyes
It's crazier again!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
Everybody sing!
W!
T!
F!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
W-T-F!
