Weirdly Perfect

(Verse 1)

He wore that jacket seven days,

Even in heatwaves, what a phase.

He tripped on air but played it cool,

Then called his mom, “Pick me up from school.”

(Pre-Chorus)

He eats his chips with chopstick style,

Tied his shoes… then tripped a mile!

(Chorus)

Oops—he’s weird, but cute somehow,

He moonwalks slow and takes a bow.

He’s got no game, but got my heart—

This mess of his? A work of art.

Oops! Still cute, I don’t know why…

Even when he waves to flies.

(Verse 2)

He once mistook glue for hair gel,

And tried to flirt with a Taco Bell bell.

He sneezed, then dabbed, then ran away—

And I said, “Yep. That’s BAE.”

(Bridge)

He talks to ducks like they're old friends,

And argues with vending machines again.

But when he smiles with peanut teeth—

My brain short-circuits underneath.

(Final Chorus)

Oops—he’s odd, but I’m obsessed,

He texts in Morse and fails the test.

But weird is rare, and rare is gold—

So I’ll keep him, weird and bold!

Oops! Still cute—can’t even lie…

Even when he hugs goodbye… to Wi-Fi.