Just came in to have a cold one
I just got off the clock.
There ain’t a woman in this joint i’d classify as hot
that’s why they pour cold beer
That’s why they mix stiff drinks
That’s why we all came in here
Tell you’re bartender thanks
That’s why they sell 90 proof
So we can all get loose
Cuz we’re all just drinking through the uglies
That big girl in the corner
Just bought a double shot of crown
Her friends they didn’t warn her
and she just got shot down
But that’s why they pour cold beer
That’s why they mix stiff drinks
That’s why we all came in here
Tell you bartender thanks
That’s why they sell 90 proof
So we can all get loose
Cuz we’re all just drinking through the uglies
Hey bartender how about another round
Make this one heavy handed
Chewbacca’s going down
that’s why they pour cold beer
That’s why they mix stiff drinks
That’s why we all came in here
Tell you bartender thanks
That’s why they sell 90 proof
So we can all get loose
Cuz we’re all just drinking through the uglies
That cute girl from the corner
Just walked right up to me
I asked her for her number
She said mister can’t you see
You’re why they pour cold beer
You’re why they mix stiff drinks
You’re not why i came in here
So thanks but no thanks
You’re why they sell 90 proof
I could never get that loose
just to drink through you
that’s why they pour cold beer
That’s why they mix stiff drinks
That’s why we all came in here
Tell you bartender thanks
That’s why they sell 90 proof
So we can all get loose
Cuz we’re all just drinking through the uglies
that’s why they pour cold beer
That’s why they mix stiff drinks
That’s why we all came in here
So we can all get loose
Cuz we’re all just drinking through the uglies
