[Intro]
[WHISTLE] [CLAPS]
Attention please!
This is a routine inspection!
No running, no explosions,
And absolutely no property damage!
[Verse 1]
Got my clipboard, got my pen,
Time to check this place again.
Hero landing? Much too rough,
That pavement isn’t rated tough.
Bunny ears are twitching fast,
Something tells me this won’t last.
One more blast and I can see,
Three new forms for you and me.
[Chorus]
Wait, pause a second!
Is this up to code?
Can this area handle this load?
This report has overflowed!
Red tag! Yellow tag!
I’m writing this all down!
If you’re gonna save the world,
Don’t level half the town!
[Verse 2]
Thunder heroes, laser beams,
Everybody chasing dreams.
But before you start your fight,
Please fill these forms out right.
Broken walls and shattered glass,
Who approved this battle pass?
If you’re throwing cars around,
Put some warning signs down!
[Chorus]
Wait, pause a second!
Is this up to code?
Can this area handle this load?
This report has overflowed!
Red tag! Yellow tag!
I’m writing this all down!
If you’re gonna save the world,
Don’t level half the town!
[Instrumental]
[PIANO] [BRASS]
[Bridge]
You see paperwork and checklists,
I see people getting home.
You see rules and regulations,
I see no one left alone.
That’s why I’ll keep asking questions,
Even if I slow the show,
Because everybody matters,
And I need you all to know.
[Verse 3]
Now the crowd all knows my name,
Every match is quite the same.
Just when things begin to boom,
I appear and clear the room.
Neon lights and victory cheers,
Can’t distract these bunny ears.
Saving lives is what I do,
With a smile and forms for you!
[Chorus]
Wait, pause a second!
Is this up to code?
Can this area handle this load?
This report has overflowed!
Red tag! Yellow tag!
I’m writing this all down!
If you’re gonna save the world,
Don’t level half the town!
[Outro]
[WHISTLE]
Wait, one last thing!
Check your exits,
Check your gear,
Check your plans before next year!
Stay safe, heroes,
That’s the code!
Now you’re approved!
Mr_Mundy
