Arab Guy Energy
Verse 1
You walk around like you’ve got life all figured out,
Giving advice even when nobody asked.
Got the confidence of a man twice your age,
Like you’re forty-one but your licence says otherwise.
Coffee in the morning, coffee after lunch,
Coffee in the afternoon because one cup’s not enough.
I swear your bloodstream’s ninety percent caffeine,
And somehow you’re still asleep by ten-thirty.
Pre-Chorus
You act so serious, then out of nowhere,
A terrible dad joke fills the air.
Chorus
Oh, that Arab guy energy,
Gym every day like it’s mandatory.
Kanye playing way too loud,
While you’re driving through the town.
Talking cars like it’s a PhD,
Dreaming of a Porsche 911 key.
Making me laugh when I try to behave,
You’re my favourite kind of strange.
Verse 2
You quote Borat like it’s a documentary,
Laughing before you even finish the line.
I’ve heard the same joke twenty times this week,
And somehow you still think it’s funny every time.
Protein shakes, gym shoes, step count high,
Looking for excuses just to exercise.
Meanwhile I’m sitting there with my coffee and cake,
Watching you calculate your daily intake.
Pre-Chorus
One minute deep life philosophy,
Next minute dad jokes and stupidity.
Chorus
Oh, that Arab guy energy,
Gym every day like it’s mandatory.
Kanye playing way too loud,
While you’re driving through the town.
Talking cars like it’s a PhD,
Dreaming of a Porsche 911 key.
Making me laugh when I try to behave,
You’re my favourite kind of strange.
Bridge
You know every Porsche model ever made,
Every horsepower, every little detail.
You could talk about cars for seven straight hours,
And somehow never run out of fuel.
Three coffees later you’re still saying,
“I think I need another one.”
And honestly, that’s when I realised,
You’re completely impossible… and fun.
Final Chorus
Oh, that Arab guy energy,
A little bit chaos, a little bit sweet.
Kanye on repeat, coffee in hand,
Always got another gym session planned.
Making life brighter in your own weird way,
With your Borat quotes and dad jokes every day.
I never thought I’d like someone quite like you,
But somehow that’s exactly what you do. 🎵☕🏋️♂️🚗**“Very nice!”** 😆
