[Intro – Spoken]
Attention, everyone…
This is a public service announcement:
Please remain calm.
Charlie Kirk has said something again.
Response level: zero fuck given.
[Verse 1]
Charlie logs on like it’s judgment day
Drops a “hot take” and thinks folks will say,
“Oh wow, Charlie, speak your truth!”
But the universe goes, “Buddy… who?”
He refreshes the feed like every three seconds
But the silence is louder than all his intentions
He’s yelling into space with maximum flair
But the whole world shrugs like: “We don’t fuckin’ care.”
[Chorus]
‘Cause nobody gives a fuck ’bout Charlie Kirk
Not a scoop, not a crumb, not a sprinkle—no perks
You could scream his name in Walmart; folks won’t even look or stare
Yeah, nobody—nobody gives a single fuck ’bout Charlie Kirk
[Verse 2]
He makes a speech and stands real proud
Like he’s dropping wisdom on a grateful crowd
But the crowd’s on their phones, checking pizza deals
Or watching TikToks about hamsters on wheels
Charlie’s over there thinking he’s changing the game
Meanwhile someone coughs, and THAT gets more fame
He’s trying so hard to spark national affairs
But the vibe stays the same: “Not one fuck was spared.”
[Chorus]
‘Cause nobody gives a fuck ’bout Charlie Kirk
Not a dash, not a drizzle, not a courtesy smirk
He could put out a novel called “Please Somebody Care”
But nobody—nobody gives a tiny fuck ’bout Charlie Kirk
[Bridge – Emotional But Hilarious]
Ohhhh play a soft piano for the boy who tries so hard
But even spam emails get more sympathy cards
If attention were currency, he’d be totally broke
He’s a guy at a party telling jokes no one spoke
You could measure the interest in tenths of a hair
It’s microscopic, invisible—less fuck than air
[Breakdown – Funky Call & Response]
Who cares?
— No fucks!
Who cares?
— Still no fucks!
How many fucks?
— Zero, none, negative budget!
Charlie pops up—
— We don’t care!
Charlie tweets again—
— Still don’t care!
He shouts real loud—
— Buddy, we swear:
“There ain’t enough fuck in the world to make us care.”
[Final Chorus – Full Power]
Nobody gives a fuck ’bout Charlie Kirk
Not a hint, not a heartbeat, not even a quirk
He could host a parade and folks still wouldn’t prepare
Yeah nobody—nobody gives a
single.
solitary.
universe-shaking fuck
’bout Charlie Kirk
[Outro – Whispered]
Charlie, sweetie…
We wish you the best…
But we don’t fuckin’ care.
VeenixEev821
