[Verse]
Arthur strolled into town, boots shinier than gold,
His hat was ten-gallon, his stories all told,
He rode a horse named Bessie who was twice as slow,
But Arthur had a grin that made the whole town glow.
[Verse]
He'd walk into the saloon with a wink and a nod,
Ordered milk instead of whiskey, made folks applaud,
He'd tell wild tales 'bout storms he'd never seen,
Arthur sure could spin a yarn that'd make you believe.
[Chorus]
Oh, Arthur the ridiculous cowboy,
Bringing laughter to our days,
With his crazy, funny antics,
He sure knows how to amaze.
[Verse]
He challenged cowboy duels with bananas in hand,
Said, "No need for violence in this western land,"
He'd hop on stage and play a washboard tune,
Old Arthur was the heart of our tiny saloon.
[Bridge]
In a world of grizzled faces, he was sunshine in the night,
When Arthur had you laughing, everything felt right,
He'd fall off his saddle and laugh himself to tears,
Saying, "A cowboy's job is spreading cheer."
[Chorus]
Oh, Arthur the ridiculous cowboy,
Bringing laughter to our days,
With his crazy, funny antics,
He sure knows how to amaze.