[Intro]
Oh, wake up to the morning sun,
Gotta take care of business, yeah, it's time to run.
But little did I know, in a moment of haste,
Things would spiral, oh, to an unfortunate place.
[Verse 1]
Hit the bathroom, thought it was a breeze,
Gotta let it out, just like a summer breeze.
But the pressure building, oh what a surprise,
A rumble and a roar echoed from inside.
[Pre-Chorus]
With a heavy heart and loaded mind,
Trying to release, but I'm stuck in a bind.
Can’t shake the feeling, you know it’s not right,
Every little push turns into a fight.
[Chorus]
Oh, it blew a Hemi, now I'm feeling real sore,
What was meant to be easy, turned into a war.
Ring of fire, oh, it's burning so bright,
Hemorrhoids are a nightmare, ain't it a fright!
[Verse 2]
Checked my oil, checked my pride,
All this suffering, I cannot hide.
Every morning ritual now feels insane,
A comedy of errors, oh, the pain and the strain.
[Pre-Chorus]
With a heavy heart and loaded mind,
Trying to release, but I’m stuck in a bind.
A truck’s broken down and I’m lost in my thoughts,
Parody of life, oh, the battles I fought.
[Chorus]
Oh, it blew a Hemi, now I'm feeling real sore,
What was meant to be easy, turned into a war.
Ring of fire, oh, it's burning so bright,
Hemorrhoids are a nightmare, ain't it a fright!
[Bridge]
Gotta find a remedy, I’m searching for peace,
Try to find relief, might I get some release?
Every step I take feels like a battlefield,
Oh, the laughs and the tears, can’t believe what I feel.
[Chorus]
Oh, it blew a Hemi, now I'm feeling real sore,
What was meant to be easy, turned into a war.
Ring of fire, oh, it's burning so bright,
Hemorrhoids are a nightmare, ain't it a fright!
[Outro]
So here I am, laughing through the pain,
With stories to tell, I won't be the same.
Morning rituals, they’ll never be the same,
But life's little bumps make the sweet worth the strain.
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