(Chorus) I’m A Classic Dad , I’m A Classic Dad , I’m A Classic Classic Dad.
I’m A Classic Dad, I Don’t Help Out With Math, I Just Spank That Ass , I’m A Classic Dad.
I Ain’t Paying No Phone. No Graduation, No Home.
After Dinner, No Noise. No Passing Notes To Boys.
Parent Teacher Conference, I’m There.I Got Eyes Everywhere.
I’m A Classic Dad. I’m A Classic Dad.
No Cussing In The House , Better Watch Your Mouth. I’m A Classic Dad.
Please Feed The Dog , Please Go And Ask Your Mom.
No Spilling In The Car , After Homework We Can Go To The Park.
You Should Probably Ask Your Mom First , Because You Know I’m At Work.
I’m A Classic Dad.