Classic Dad

(Chorus) I’m A Classic Dad , I’m A Classic Dad , I’m A Classic Classic Dad.

I’m A Classic Dad, I Don’t Help Out With Math, I Just Spank That Ass , I’m A Classic Dad.

I Ain’t Paying No Phone. No Graduation, No Home.

After Dinner, No Noise. No Passing Notes To Boys.

Parent Teacher Conference, I’m There.I Got Eyes Everywhere.

I’m A Classic Dad. I’m A Classic Dad.

No Cussing In The House , Better Watch Your Mouth. I’m A Classic Dad.

Please Feed The Dog , Please Go And Ask Your Mom.

No Spilling In The Car , After Homework We Can Go To The Park.

You Should Probably Ask Your Mom First , Because You Know I’m At Work.

I’m A Classic Dad.