Somebody once told me that Obi-Wan Kenobi would save a dumb kid from Tatooine.
With a princess and a criminal, 2 droids and a furball, Luke, you'll save the whole galaxy.
Well, the dark side's coming and it don't stop coming. Gonna need to find the muppet named Yoda. He hops on your back, teaches you to fight. your friend gets frozen in carbonite.
Your facing off the Vader man, his lightsaber lazers your right hand. Leia's in the swim suit, SHWANG, kidnapped by a slug dude.
Hey Luke, your a Jedi, and the bad guy's your dad. Hey Luke, kill the Death Star, Palpatine is so, bad.
May the force be with you. Don't forget you kissed your sister, ewwwwwwwwww.