[INTRO – TALK, SLOW]
Yeah…
It’s always the worthless motherfuckers
who swear they did the most.
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[VERSE 1 – DEADPAN, DISRESPECTFUL]
Did one cover shift, now you prancin’ like a god,
Chest poked out, dumb smile, ego soft as lard.
One taste of real work had your fat lungs stressed,
Now you flexin’ fake pride like you passed some test.
You walked around braggin’, didn’t lift a fuckin’ thing,
Milkin’ one bullshit story like it bought you a ring.
Soon as help called out, soon as shit got thick,
Fat fuck vanished fast, coward mode clicked.
Office door closed, ass glued to the chair,
Big body breathin’ loud, doin’ nothin’ in there.
Stealin’ minutes, stealin’ checks, stealin’ fuckin’ air,
Whole shift bustin’ ass while you sittin’ there bare.
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[HOOK – FILTHY, MOCKING]
Clocked in… checked out…
Fat fuck posture, lazy-ass route.
Clocked in… checked out…
Did one fuckin’ thing, now you tapped out.
Clocked in… checked out…
Office chair crown on a bitch-ass clown.
Clocked in… checked out…
Everybody workin’ — you laid the fuck down.
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[VERSE 2 – PETTY, HUMILIATION]
You love sayin’ “I helped,” hate doin’ shit again,
Lazy bitch logic got no fuckin’ end.
Like effort got limits, like work don’t apply,
Nah, fat fuck, you just scared to grind.
You ain’t tired, you ain’t sore, you ain’t earned fatigue,
You just allergic to labor, responsibility.
You move when eyes watch, freeze when they leave,
Disappear in that office like a coward-ass thief.
Fat fuck mindset: “That’s not on me,”
But you quick to cash checks you ain’t earnin’, see?
Others drown in the chaos, you dry as can be,
‘Cause you hide from pressure comfortably.
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[HOOK – REPEAT, DRAGGED]
Clocked in…
Checked out…
Clocked in…
Checked out…
Big body…
No backbone…
Clocked in…
Checked out…
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[VERSE 3 – COLD EXECUTION]
You ain’t a leader, you ain’t built for the load,
You a useless fuck hidin’ behind a door.
Borrowed confidence glow, no substance inside,
Just a loud-ass ego with a bitch-made spine.
Every hour on your check got shit in the math,
‘Cause your work fictional, just chair marks and ass.
When the real ones remembered, your name fade out,
Only known as the pussy who clocked in, checked out.
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[OUTRO – LOW, DEADLY]
Yeah…
Everybody saw it.
Everybody knows.
Second Shift Samurai Squad
We work.
You sit