Coolest Guy!

I just met the coolest guy

in the world

and he showed me the coolest trick

I've ever heard

First he pulls down his pants and

suddenly I became his biggest fan

I just met the coolest guy

In the world when he said

I can masturbate

with no hands

(with no hands)

(with no hands)

I been a million miles I've got a million fans

cause I can masturbate without my hands is what he said

When I asked him how it's done he

smiled and laughed

He told me it required skill I

did not have

He said I could go

to the end of the earth

To try and find the secret

of his girth

But it took a skill that I just

did not have and he told me

(Chorus)

You can't masturbate

with no hands

you don't have the skill you don't

have the plan

I only know of one

other man

That can masturbate with-

out his hands

but he's dead.

Now he’s dead