"Zodiac Roast (Club Remix)"
(Intro – Hyped-up DJ Voice)
"Alright, alright, all my star signs in the house!
We about to break it down, but don’t get in your feelings… unless you’re a Cancer!"
(Chorus – Heavy Bass Drop)
"Aquarius too weird, Pisces caught in dreams,
Aries pickin’ fights, Taurus chasin’ green!
Gemini two-faced, Cancer cryin’ still,
Leo needs attention, Virgo pays the bills!
Libra can’t decide, Scorpio's too sly,
Sagittarius is reckless, Cap don’t even try!
All twelve signs, let’s turn it up tonight,
Zodiac Roast, it’s a star-studded fight!"
(Verse 1 – Fast, Rap-like Flow)
Aquarius – "You out here thinking you an alien race,
Conspiracies flyin’ all over the place!"
Pisces – "Daydreamin’, floatin’, lost in the air,
You got plans? Oh wait—you don’t even care!"
Aries – "First to the party, last to think twice,
We get it, you’re tough, but take some advice!"
Taurus – "All about the cash, all about the snacks,
Move that drink? Oh hell no—step back!"
(Pre-Chorus – Beat Build-Up)
"Hold up, hold up, we just gettin’ started!
Six more signs, who’s ‘bout to get roasted next?"
(Verse 2 – Drop Hits Harder)
Gemini – "Two minds, two sides, what’s the real deal?
Talkin’ that talk, but do you even feel?"
Cancer – "Ayy, stop cryin’, we just havin’ fun,
Oh wait, you left? Guess the night is done!"
Leo – "Lights, camera, pose, yeah, you love the scene,
We know you the best, just ask… yourself!"
Virgo – "Fixing everybody like they hired you,
Relax for a sec, damn, enjoy the view!"
(Bridge – Breakdown Moment, Heavy Synths & Claps)
"Libra stuck choosing, Scorpio’s lurking,
Sag needs a flight, Cap’s always working!
Which one are you? Stand up, make it known,
All my star signs, let’s get in the zone!"
(Final Verse – Hype Mode, Bass Knocking)
Libra – "Pick a side, pick a team, pick a drink!
No? Alright, guess we’ll wait, what you think?"
Scorpio – "Mysterious, cool, got ‘em all in line,
But we know you soft—deep down, it’s fine!"
Sagittarius – "World’s too small, gotta book a flight,
Chillin’ today, but gone by tonight!"
Capricorn – "Work, work, work, even in the club,
Take a sip, loosen up, bruh, damn, what’s up?"
(Final Chorus – Biggest Bass Drop Yet)
"Aquarius too weird, Pisces caught in dreams,
Aries pickin’ fights, Taurus chasin’ green!
Gemini two-faced, Cancer cryin’ still,
Leo needs attention, Virgo pays the bills!
Libra can’t decide, Scorpio's too sly,
Sagittarius is reckless, Cap don’t even try!
All twelve signs, let’s turn it up tonight,
Zodiac Roast, it’s a star-studded fight!"
(Outro – Beat Fades, Last Line Echoes)
"Ayy, don’t get mad, don’t catch a mood…
We all got issues, now go hit the groove!"
