🎸 REDUZZI DOESN’T KNOW
(Upbeat Pop-Punk – 170 BPM)
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🎤 5-Second Hype Intro (Spoken Over Guitar Build)
(Feedback. Fast drum count-in.)
“Alright everybody — if you’ve ever dropped the pin and he still missed it…
THIS ONE’S FOR REDUZZI!”
Drums explode in.
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Verse 1
Reduzzi doesn’t know,
We flipped it for the show,
Group chat blowing up his phone —
But Reduzzi doesn’t know.
Walks in like “What’d I miss?”
Shades and confidence,
We’ve been planning this for weeks —
He’s late to his own event.
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Pre-Chorus
Says he’s got the master plan,
Says he runs the scene,
We changed it all at 7:05 —
Now he’s stuck on “seen.”
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Chorus (BIG)
Ohhh-oh!
Reduzzi doesn’t know-oh!
Every time we drop the pin —
Reduzzi doesn’t know!
Whoa-oh!
Main-character glow!
Uber’s open on his phone —
Still Reduzzi doesn’t know!
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Verse 2
“Guys, relax, I’ve got this.”
Famous last words, chill.
Squinting at his cracked screen,
“I swear it says we’re still…”
Glasses on his head the whole time,
Blames it on the app,
Uber says “Arriving now” —
He’s nowhere on the map.
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Pre-Chorus
Swears it’s all intentional,
“Yeah, that’s part of the plan!”
Misses every single turn —
Accidental hype man.
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🔥 BRIDGE (Half-Time Breakdown – Super Dramatic Drop)
(Music cuts. Heavy bass. Slow drums.)
Phone’s gone — where’d it go?
Some drunk dude at the show.
Reduzzi yells, “I KNOW THAT FACE!”
Takes off running through the place.
(Boom. Boom.)
Busts into the corner bar,
Points and shouts, “THERE YOU ARE!”
Whole room turns. Dead quiet.
Guy just sipping at the bar.
Bartender says, “Sir… relax.
That man’s been here all night.”
Reduzzi squints. Looks again.
“…Yeah. That’s not the guy.”
(Crowd: OHHHHHH!)
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🔥 BUILD (Snare Roll Rising Fast)
Maybe it was lighting,
Maybe different hair,
Maybe every drunk dude
Looks the same in there!
Uber still refreshing —
Loading… loading… loading…
DRUM FILL —
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💥 FINAL CHORUS (BIGGEST – Add Extra Harmony)
Ohhh-oh!
Reduzzi didn’t know-oh!
Chasing down the wrong guy —
Reduzzi didn’t know!
Whoa-oh!
Main-character glow!
Uber’s open on his phone —
(ON HIS PHONE!)
Still Reduzzi doesn’t know!
