A story to tell

There's a story to tell listen to this its a true story dont ignore me im telling something kinda funny don't worry we fixed the floor. Got a basement monster now. It's a true thing happened now living in the basement growing faster than spider monkeys. Whats happening who's paying for all this food. Let me tell you this story. Its funny and scary really.

Jiggle Jiggle wiggle wobble over sized load coming threw who knew a floor could cry like that. Ohh shit its bent. Catastrophic floor droppin out just quit holding really funny she went down fell in a hole.

There's a story to tell listen to this its a true story dont ignore me im telling something kinda funny don't worry we fixed the floor. Got a basement monster now. It's a true thing happened now living in the basement growing faster than spider monkeys. Whats happening who's paying for all this food. Let me tell you this story. Its funny and scary really.

Where that big ho go. Ohh she in that hole. Basement time scared of breaking the steps cant fit in the elevator what a situation we have here sir. Someone we need a forklift something big enuf this is messed up. She's getting hungry somebody ordered pizza looks like for everybody 6 different kinds.

There's a story to tell listen to this its a true story dont ignore me im telling something kinda funny don't worry we fixed the floor. Got a basement monster now. It's a true thing happened now living in the basement growing faster than spider monkeys. Whats happening who's paying for all this food. Let me tell you this story. Its funny and scary really.

Ohh shit its for the Basement now somebody owes her a pizza sir who just starts eating not seeing who's pizza its belonging to. Fukk who knew now ordered more 10 this time and fried chicken smelling like a food party in the grubbin dungeon got a new name really a keg of beer its a party down there. Biggily biggins biggles biggles Biggily biggidy big bitches be trippin.

There's a story to tell listen to this its a true story dont ignore me im telling something kinda funny don't worry we fixed the floor. Got a basement monster now. It's a true thing happened now living in the basement growing faster than spider monkeys. Whats happening who's paying for all this food. Let me tell you this story. Its funny and scary really.