(phonk beat kicks in – distorted 808s, heavy sample chopping, low energy)
**[INTRO]**
[Sound effect: Skull cracking]
[Sound effect: Heavy bass drop]
Yeah...
Look at you...
Walmart Kim...
You're a joke...
**[VERSE 1]**
You trying to copy Kim K but you look like a mess
Walmart brand, dollar store, cheap plastic dress
You old as hell, teeth yellow, hair looking fried
Trying to be relevant, but you're barely alive
You riding on the coattails of a has-been show
Natalie Nunn, where did the glory go?
You think you're the queen of the baddies?
You're just a queen of the bad decisions
You ain't got no money, you ain't got no fame
Just a cheap imitation playing a game
**[CHORUS]**
Walmart Kim, fake ass queen
Old as fuck, barely seen
Walmart Kim, cheap ass dream
You ain't shit, you ain't clean
You ain't shit, you ain't clean
You ain't shit, you ain't clean
**[VERSE 2]**
They exploiting you, girl, you don't even know
They put you in the room to watch you lose control
Lemmy in the background, trying to flex the clout
You both are just pawns in the reality game clout
They pay you to fight, they pay you to cry
While you're stripping down for a dollar in the sky
They editing the footage to make you look crazy
You're just a pawn in their baby
They use you for the clout, they use you for the views
You're a product for the people, living in the shoes
Of someone else's dream, but you can't walk the line
You're just a tired old bitch trying to shine
**[BRIDGE]**
(heavy distortion)
Reality TV is a trap
You think you're the king, but you're on the map
They got you fighting for a check you can't spend
Old hag with a wig made of synthetic blend
You're too old for the game, you're too old for the stage
You're just a cheap imitation on a rainy day
**[CHORUS]**
Walmart Kim, fake ass queen
Old as fuck, barely seen
Walmart Kim, cheap ass dream
You ain't shit, you ain't clean
You ain't shit, you ain't clean
You ain't shit, you ain't clean
**[OUTRO]**
[Sound effect: Bass fading out]
Walmart Kim...
Old ass...
She trying to be relevant...
She's barely seen...
She ain't shit...
[End]