Adult Math (redux )

I was a slicer 
She was a cutter 
Our love was dying 
Like our souls 
We used to share 

Our live is  held up 
With crazy glue 
Duct tape 
And bad decisions 

(Chorus)
Now i got to do 
Adult Math 
I Had two Fucks
I Gave Two Fucks 
Now i have 
No Fucks to Give 

She was crazy 
Like a nighttime tornado
Her passion like 
Some old cougar 

She'd piss me off 
Toss her shit 
Like some ape 
In the Zoo
Yeah its going 
to seem to 
Rain all day 

Sex Pistols meet Rancid punk rock angst song