First Date Disaster

Shoes untied tripping over the curb

Hair's a mess yeah I look disturbed

Hands sweating heart's a ticking bomb

This ain't romance this is Vietnam

First date disaster oh it's a crash

Words like broken glass in a trash

First date disaster what a joke

Choking on air every word I spoke

Eyes darting like a thief in the night

She laughs but it don’t feel right

Menu's a maze can’t find the fries

Sweat drips down yeah I’m paralyzed

What did I say? What did I do?

She’s staring through me—am I see-through?

First date disaster oh it's a wreck

Tongue tied sinking like a ship's deck

First date disaster no chance to win

I should’ve stayed home with my old grin

Spill my drink she grabs her phone

Fake a call she’s gotta go home

Door slams shut I'm left alone

This war’s over the king's dethroned