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[Intro]
Yo—hold up, hold up
Why is it burning?
[Verse 1]
Dirty girl, something's wrong downstairs
I’m pacing round the bathroom pulling out my hair
It won’t stop itching, burns when I pee
That girl must’ve brought a whole biology degree
My unit stinks, brother, clear the room
Even the air freshener packed a bag and moved
I’m not a doctor, but I know one fact:
When your zipper starts screaming, don’t go back
[Pre-Chorus]
Call the clinic, call the squad
This is bigger than a Tinder fraud
No more bragging, no more flex
I need antibiotics and a wellness check
[Chorus]
Dirty girl—itch, itch, burn, burn
That’s a lesson everybody oughta learn
My unit stinks—clear the floor
I’m never going near that door no more
Dirty girl—what a cursed surprise
Now I’m reading pamphlets with my bloodshot eyes
Hands up if you’ve made a bad return
Club goes nuts when the private parts burn
[Drop]
Itch! Burn! Stink! Abort!
Get tested before you hit the dance floor!
Itch! Burn! Stink! No romance!
Protect your bits before you take a chance!
[Verse 2]
She said, “Relax, baby, it’s probably fine”
Then my underwear sent a distress hotline sign
I threw out the sheets, I bleached the chair
My neighbor asked why I was fumigating air
The pharmacist looked at me, shook his head
Said, “Son, that’s not glitter in your bed”
Now I’m sober, humble, wearing clean briefs
And giving free advice to all the reckless chiefs
[Pre-Chorus]
Call the clinic, call the squad
This is bigger than a Tinder fraud
No more bragging, no more flex
I need antibiotics and a wellness check
[Chorus]
Dirty girl—itch, itch, burn, burn
That’s a lesson everybody oughta learn
My unit stinks—clear the floor
I’m never going near that door no more
Dirty girl—what a cursed surprise
Now I’m reading pamphlets with my bloodshot eyes
Hands up if you’ve made a bad return
Club goes nuts when the private parts burn
[Bridge]
Don’t douche it, don’t hide it
Don’t pretend you can vibe it
Get checked, get treated, tell your partners too
A little awkward honesty beats a hospital queue
[Final Drop]
Itch! Burn! Stink! Abort!
Get tested before you hit the dance floor!
Itch! Burn! Stink! No romance!
Protect your bits before you take a chance!
[Outro]
Dirty girl, lesson learned
Now I’m clean, cautious, and medically concerned
Details
GeneratedSep 16, 2026
Duration2:59
LanguageEnglish
Style
Explicit comedic EDM club banger, 128 BPM four-on-the-floor, aggressive electro-house drop, distorted bass, bright rave synth stabs, punchy kick, riser-heavy transitions, male baritone sing-rap with exaggerated comic delivery, shouted gang responses, polished loud festival mix, stop-start breaks for punchlines
Credits
Prompt by57Waze2Fish
ModelAria v6
Prompt
Dirty girl, It won’t stop itching and it burns when I pee, that girl must have had something, my unit stinks, comical off putting foul language song, profanity, sexual themes, edm, club banger, male
