Clumsy Little Squirrel

[Verse 1]
Tiny paws on a power line
Big tail
Even bigger pride
Tried to leap like a superhero
Missed the mark by a mile and a half (oh wow)
Did a cartwheel into a trash can
Came out wearing someone’s snack bag
Looked at me like
“You saw nothing”
I broke down
I just cracked
[Chorus]
Clumsy little squirrel
Doing stand-up in the trees
You’re so annoyingly funny
I’m wheezing
Begging
“Please”
I don’t laugh at every creature
You’re a special kind of fool
Clumsy little squirrel
Why’s it so easy to laugh at you?
[Verse 2]
You chased your tail ‘round the mailbox
Ran smack into my front door
Then you tried to act all casual
Like that’s what you meant it for (sure, sure)
You slipped off the tiny branch
Landed flat in the birdseed bowl
Birds just stared like
“Awkward
Buddy”
I lost all self-control (hey!)
[Chorus]
Clumsy little squirrel
Doing stand-up in the trees
You’re so annoyingly funny
I’m wheezing
Begging
“Please”
I don’t laugh at every creature
You’re a special kind of fool
Clumsy little squirrel
Why’s it so easy to laugh at you?
[Bridge]
Is it rude that I’m cackling?
Is it mean that I still watch?
You keep turning every breakfast
To a blooper reel on my porch
So go on
Miss that perfect landing
Wear that leaf like a fancy crown
You’re my furry little clown prince
Of this quiet
Boring town (ta-da!)
[Chorus]
Clumsy little squirrel
Doing stand-up in the trees
You’re so annoyingly funny
I’m wheezing
Begging
“Please”
I don’t laugh at every creature
You’re a special kind of fool
Clumsy little squirrel
Guess I’m the punchline too

Upbeat acoustic comedy track with male vocals, snappy handclaps, and bouncy upright bass. Tight, talky verses over a light shuffle groove; chorus widens with group “hey!”s and goofy backing vocals. Occasional cartoonish percussion hits accent punchlines. Bright, close-mic vocal delivery with quick ad-libs and tight, radio-ready mix., comedy