

Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] Tiny paws on a power line Big tail Even bigger pride Tried to leap like a superhero Missed the mark by a mile and a half (oh wow) Did a cartwheel into a trash can Came out wearing someone’s snack bag Looked at me like “You saw nothing” I broke down I just cracked [Chorus] Clumsy little squirrel Doing stand-up in the trees You’re so annoyingly funny I’m wheezing Begging “Please” I don’t laugh at every creature You’re a special kind of fool Clumsy little squirrel Why’s it so easy to laugh at you? [Verse 2] You chased your tail ‘round the mailbox Ran smack into my front door Then you tried to act all casual Like that’s what you meant it for (sure, sure) You slipped off the tiny branch Landed flat in the birdseed bowl Birds just stared like “Awkward Buddy” I lost all self-control (hey!) [Chorus] Clumsy little squirrel Doing stand-up in the trees You’re so annoyingly funny I’m wheezing Begging “Please” I don’t laugh at every creature You’re a special kind of fool Clumsy little squirrel Why’s it so easy to laugh at you? [Bridge] Is it rude that I’m cackling? Is it mean that I still watch? You keep turning every breakfast To a blooper reel on my porch So go on Miss that perfect landing Wear that leaf like a fancy crown You’re my furry little clown prince Of this quiet Boring town (ta-da!) [Chorus] Clumsy little squirrel Doing stand-up in the trees You’re so annoyingly funny I’m wheezing Begging “Please” I don’t laugh at every creature You’re a special kind of fool Clumsy little squirrel Guess I’m the punchline too
Tags
Upbeat acoustic comedy track with male vocals, snappy handclaps, and bouncy upright bass. Tight, talky verses over a light shuffle groove; chorus widens with group “hey!”s and goofy backing vocals. Occasional cartoonish percussion hits accent punchlines. Bright, close-mic vocal delivery with quick ad-libs and tight, radio-ready mix., comedy
2:19
No
2/21/2026