[Verse 1]
Scroll
Scroll
Doom at noon
Trending tag: “We’re starting soon”
Someone posts a mushroom cloud balloon
(…is this satire?)
Leaders tag each other
Quote
“Great and tremendous” under votes
Someone rage-tweets from a golden boat
Wifi’s on fire
[Pre-Chorus]
Push the big red button
But it’s just a meme
Sticker on your laptop
Animated dream
Everybody arguing in 4K stream
Still in pajamas
[Chorus]
Oh-oh
World War Three (but make it pop)
Laser lights over the coffee shop
Dancing in bunkers
Drafting TikTok drafts with me
We go
“Boom
Boom
Beep” and the world scrolls on
Fighting in the comments till the power’s gone
If this is how it ends
At least we’re on HD
World War Three (but make it catchy)
[Verse 2]
Middle of the “great campaign”
Satellites play hide-and-seek in vain
Newsroom battles
Split-screen game
No one hits mute
NATO threads and viral vids
Drones get ratioed by kids
Someone drops a peace plan in the skit
Sponsored by fruit
[Pre-Chorus]
Stock app crashing in my hand
Still they argue over sand
Every map’s a mess
But hey
The band
Just hit the chorus
[Chorus]
Oh-oh
World War Three (but make it pop)
Laser lights over the coffee shop
Dancing in bunkers
Drafting TikTok drafts with me
We go
“Boom
Boom
Beep” and the world scrolls on
Fighting in the comments till the power’s gone
If this is how it ends
At least we’re on HD
World War Three (but make it catchy)
[Bridge]
Cut to the ending
Plot twist spin
Ceasefire trend with a goofy grin
Some intern “accidentally” pulled the plug
Whole world buffer
Leaders on a group video call
Background filters
Puppy dog jaw
Someone sneezes
Everybody laughs
Mute gets tougher (hey!)
[Chorus]
Oh-oh
World War Three (the remix dropped)
Peace sign spam makes the meme war stop
Streaming our treaties
Live from someone’s balcony
We go
“Boom
Boom
Peace” and the chat blows up
Everybody clinking paper cups
If this is how it ends
I’ll take that parody
World War Three
(thank God it’s glitchy)