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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Kissed a boy back in sophomore year
He spent forty minutes trying to find my ear
Now I'm living in the fast lane, velvet and silk
Got three cats, two rings, and oat milk
Wake up at noon, no beard on my chin
Just a closet full of suits and smooth skin
No men asking where the remote control goes
No skid marks on my laundry clothes
[Chorus]
Oh, the perks of the sapphic life!
Double the wardrobe, double the wife
Soft hands, long nights, nobody snore
Two hit the bed and we both get more
No mid-life crisis with a red Corvette
Just pure bliss that you won't forget
Yeah, the math works out every single time
10 out of 10, absolute prime!
[Verse 2]
We share the doc martens, we share the lip gloss
When we hit the restaurant, we split the bill across
She knows every single spot without a map
No fragile ego in my lap
Four hours in, we haven't even left the floor
She understands the assignment and asks for more
Sub-bass hums while the candle glows
That's just how the sisterhood goes
[Bridge]
No boys allowed in this paradise zone
We built a sanctuary all our own
Higher frequency, double the flare
Silk sheets, sweet scented hair
[Chorus]
Oh, the perks of the sapphic life!
Double the wardrobe, double the wife
Soft hands, long nights, nobody snore
Two hit the bed and we both get more
No mid-life crisis with a red Corvette
Just pure bliss that you won't forget
Yeah, the math works out every single time
10 out of 10, absolute prime!
[Outro]
Double the shoes, double the rings
Just better things, yeah, better things
Class dismissed.
Details
GeneratedAug 10, 2026
Duration2:34
LanguageEnglish
Style
upbeat dance-pop, electro-funk groove, punchy bassline, bright brass stabs, sassy confident female vocals, energetic party bounce, clean modern mix
Credits
Prompt by
Brigids_Hearth
Brigids_HearthModelAria v5.5
Prompt
A raunchy comedy about the benefits (and perks/ joys) of being a lesbian. Female vocals, highly provocative lyrics, hold nothing back.
