Lyrics
[Verse]
The turkey’s burned
The gravy’s cold
The tree fell down
It broke the gold
Grandma’s stuck in the chimney flue
She’s yelling words that aren’t brand new
[Prechorus]
The lights won’t twinkle
The carols clash
Uncle’s fake beard just caught on ash
[Chorus]
It’s a holly jolly chaos
Pass the wine
Deck the halls with disaster
It’s just fine
We’re laughing
We’re crying
What a show
Raise a glass to the mess
Let it snow
[Verse 2]
The dog ate the cookies
The cat’s in the punch
Cousin brought a fruitcake that smells like lunch
The reindeer blow-up just took a dive
Who needs a sleigh when the car won’t drive
[Prechorus]
The eggnog’s spiked
The pie’s on fire
The choir sounds like a flat-tired choir
[Chorus]
It’s a holly jolly chaos
Pass the wine
Deck the halls with disaster
It’s just fine
We’re laughing
We’re crying
What a show
Raise a glass to the mess
Let it snow
Style
orchestral pop with sleigh bells and a rowdy party vibe
Prompt
A Christmas song where everything goes wrong and ends with everyone drunk
Credits
Prompt by
AllenBeatty
AllenBeattyGeneratedDec 13, 2025
ModelAria v5
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