Verse 1
She storms into the room like a royal decree
Heels hit the floor, demanding to be seen
Everything’s broken, the world’s out of line
And someone will pay for wasting her time
Cold coffee, long lines, an unforgivable crime
She calls for the manager like it’s a sign
In her purse: mirrors and blind belief
On her tongue: poison dressed as grief
Pre-Chorus
Claws painted pretty, a smile so polite
Every rule exists just to serve her right
Chorus
Speak to the manager now!
I am the law, I decide what is fair
My crown is forged from complaints
My voice fills the air
Speak to the manager now!
Bow to my moral crusade
I reign over outrage
My name is Karen — self-made
Verse 2
She quotes her rights from a book never read
Rewrites the truth inside her head
The perfect victim of imaginary war
Being told “no” is an act of horror
A selfie of fury, a post full of shame
Public destruction is part of the game
If logic fails and facts won’t bend
She cries on cue — the ultimate end
Pre-Chorus 2
Between screaming violins and sirens in her brain
She dances proudly inside her pain
Chorus
Speak to the manager now!
I stand above reason and law
My voice is a verdict
My tantrum is raw
Speak to the manager now!
My mistake is always divine
Queen of complaint
On a throne made of “mine”
Bridge (theatrical / whispered)
(distorted violins)
They’re all against me…
They always were…
I just want respect…
Even if I have to scream to be heard
Breakdown
MAN-A-GER!
MAN-A-GER!
The world will obey
Or crumble today
Final Chorus
Speak to the manager now!
My reflection says I’m right
My rage is refined
My chaos polite
Speak to the manager now!
I exist when I protest
On the stage of indignation
I am Karen — and I never confess
Outro
(solo violin, distant laughter)
Signed in anger…
Forever dissatisfied.
MarkMadrox
