Yeah… it's ya boy, Needle Tip
Aka Little Dilly
We ain’t packin’ heat, we packin’ embarrassment
Let’s goooo
Yo, my dick so small, it needs a microscope,
Tried to sext a pic — they thought it was a joke.
She zoomed in, squinted, said “Is that a mole?”
Nah baby that’s me — king of the wormhole.
Call me Thumbtack, yeah I poke real soft,
Can’t hit the back, but I still go off.
Foreplay king, better learn these hands,
'Cause the main attraction's just a grain of sand.
Lil’ dilly dick, but I swing with pride,
Got a pocket rocket, but I’m certified.
You want that girth? Pfft, not from me —
But I eat it like a snack, that’s the MVP.
Lil’ dilly dick, tiny but bold,
Shrinkage game strong when it’s wet and cold.
Laugh all you want, I don’t take offense —
I just hit it from the side with my common sense!
My condom’s a pinky glove — extra tight,
My junk so small it got stage fright.
Need tweezers just to aim when I pee,
Tried to join OnlyFans — they banned me for free.
They said, “Is that it?” Girl don’t be mean,
It’s a baby carrot in a field of beans.
But I still get laid, 'cause my vibe’s on point,
And I eat the booty like a Michelin joint.
I ain't insecure — I embrace the lack,
Even made a necklace from my nut sack.
No shadow when I’m naked, just vibes,
Still pipe your girl while wearin’ Crocs in stride.
Lil’ dilly dick, but I swing with pride,
Got a pocket rocket, but I’m certified.
You want that girth? Pfft, not from me —
But I eat it like a snack, that’s the MVP.
Lil’ dilly dick, tiny but bold,
Shrinkage game strong when it’s wet and cold.
Yeah I’m underhung, but I overachieve,
I’ll leave ya legs shakin’ — then I’ll leave!
Yeah… it's not the size of the sword,
It’s how many snacks you bring to battle.
Lil' Dilly out.
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