Performance by Ass

(Hook)

Service sucks, tell me, what's this crap?

Sign up with 1&1, but I can't get a network.

Vodafone's sleeping, Telekom's too rich,

Just want Wi-Fi, bro – what I get: no bed!

(Part 1)

Germany digital? Only on paper,

I'm waiting for my router, I've been here for half a year.

Customer service says, "We'll take care of it soon."

But my stream loads so slowly, it's getting old itself.

SIM card in, no reception, LTE only in dreams,

And the technician? He never comes – like a phantom.

Paying every month for air and stress,

Hey, that's no network, that's a bad joke!

(Hook)

Service sucks, tell me, what's this crap?

Sign up with 1&1, but I can't get a network.

Vodafone is sleeping, Telekom is too fat,

Just want WiFi, brother – what I get: no bed!

(Bridge)

Promises like a fairy tale from a commercial,

But in reality, you're just the next idiot.

Cable broken, line dead –

Just want WiFi, but all I get is a toilet!

(Outro)

I'm quitting soon, putting an end to this suffering,

But even that's taking forever here.

I want to go back to new territory – it's not getting any better,

Just want WiFi – Germany? Not mandatory.

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