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Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Oh, the maps are all spread on my walnut desk,
With a globe that spins—it’s quite picturesque.
Every border, every line, a dotted chance,
To orchestrate the world’s most elegant dance.
I’ll make the nations bow, tip their hats in style,
And I’ll conquer it all—with a gentleman’s smile.
[Chorus]
Oh, the world is my oyster, the pearls in my hand,
I’ll polish and plunder each continent and strand.
With a sip of fine tea and a dastardly plan,
I’ll rule with a monocle—what a marvelous man!
[Verse 2]
Diplomats do chatter, they hem and they haw,
But I charm them all with my devilish guffaw.
A treaty here, a signature there,
And suddenly the crown jewels are in my lair.
Oh, I’m the toast of London, the menace of the Rhine,
With my schemes so grand, they’re practically divine.
[Chorus]
Yes, the world is my oyster, its pearls in my clutch,
I’ll rewrite the history books with my touch.
No swords, no guns, just wit and champagne,
A conqueror’s conquest—delightfully urbane!
[Intermission]
(Spoken)
*Ah, Jenkins, my dear fellow, come here, come here!*
*Yes, sir?*
*Have you sent the telegram to the Prime Minister?*
*Indeed, sir. He suspects nothing.*
*Splendid. And what of the diamonds from South Africa?*
*On the way to the vault, sir.*
*Marvelous. Truly, Jenkins, I couldn’t do this without you.*
*Thank you, sir.*
*Now, fetch me my top hat. One must look one’s best when orchestrating global domination!*
[Bridge]
With a flick of my pen and a charming grin,
I’ll make empires crumble while sipping my gin.
A waltz on the ballroom of world affairs,
And I
Details
GeneratedOct 11, 2025
Duration2:44
LanguageEnglish
Style
tinkling piano, ragtime, jazzy, with a vaudevillian charm and animated flair; instrumental breaks feature brassy horns, ragtime-inspired, orchestral, jazz, orchestral; playful, and lively woodwinds for texture, world
Credits
Prompt byHybridGuru423
ModelAria v4
Prompt
A 1930ish Disney villain song,about a English diplomat talking about taking over the world.upbeat,jazzy,ragtime,orchestral,must take intermission and talk to henchman.no singing during that.chorus too
