Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] 3AM briefing room, FEMA on the phone Map glitching out like a government drone Press conference loading, mic check, pause [BZZT glitch teleport sound] bro just spawned at a Waffle House Hash browns scattered, timeline cracked Secret Service like sir how’d you hack that Waitress said hon you want eggs or laws [classified radio tone] classified… but make it waffles [Pre-Chorus] Reality lagging Servers on fire Government patch notes Dropped last night [Chorus] FEMA FEMA teleport boss Spawn point Waffle House Hash browns cross NPC waitress giving side-eye sauce America glitching at the Waffle House FEMA FEMA portal sauce Map said D.C. but he clipped through walls Waffle iron humming like a cosmic cause Nationwide buff at the Waffle House [Verse 2] News anchors buffering, timeline bent Pentagon like this was not in the event Conspiracy reddit already lost [distorted internet voice] interdimensional breakfast ops Hash browns buff plus twelve defense Coffee potion plus eight common sense Short order cook running the source sir you clipped through reality’s course [Bridge (maximum brainrot)] [glitch beat chaotic] waffle waffle waffle warp government speedrun any percent hashbrown DLC patch physics dot exe stopped responding [Pre-Drop] [Waitress:] sir that’ll be eight forty two [dramatic pause] [FEMA:] charge it to the multiverse [Final Chorus] FEMA FEMA teleport boss Spawn point Waffle House Hash browns cross Reality folded like syrup sauce America reboot at the Waffle House FEMA FEMA glitching boss Timeline melted in maple gloss When the grid goes dark remember the cause— [epic announcer voice] Emergency briefing at the Waffle House
Tags
glitch hop trap brainrot meme rap chaotic 808 bass distorted vocals hyperpop energy viral internet absurd humor
Duration
2:01
Instrumental
No
Created
4/17/2026