[Verse 1]
3AM briefing room, FEMA on the phone
Map glitching out like a government drone
Press conference loading, mic check, pause
[BZZT glitch teleport sound]
bro just spawned at a Waffle House
Hash browns scattered, timeline cracked
Secret Service like sir how’d you hack that
Waitress said hon you want eggs or laws
[classified radio tone]
classified… but make it waffles
[Pre-Chorus]
Reality lagging
Servers on fire
Government patch notes
Dropped last night
[Chorus]
FEMA FEMA teleport boss
Spawn point Waffle House
Hash browns cross
NPC waitress giving side-eye sauce
America glitching at the Waffle House
FEMA FEMA portal sauce
Map said D.C. but he clipped through walls
Waffle iron humming like a cosmic cause
Nationwide buff at the Waffle House
[Verse 2]
News anchors buffering, timeline bent
Pentagon like this was not in the event
Conspiracy reddit already lost
[distorted internet voice]
interdimensional breakfast ops
Hash browns buff plus twelve defense
Coffee potion plus eight common sense
Short order cook running the source
sir you clipped through reality’s course
[Bridge (maximum brainrot)]
[glitch beat chaotic]
waffle waffle waffle warp
government speedrun any percent
hashbrown DLC patch
physics dot exe stopped responding
[Pre-Drop]
[Waitress:] sir that’ll be eight forty two
[dramatic pause]
[FEMA:] charge it to the multiverse
[Final Chorus]
FEMA FEMA teleport boss
Spawn point Waffle House
Hash browns cross
Reality folded like syrup sauce
America reboot at the Waffle House
FEMA FEMA glitching boss
Timeline melted in maple gloss
When the grid goes dark remember the cause—
[epic announcer voice]
Emergency briefing at the Waffle House
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