[Intro – playful, talky Nicki energy]
Uh! Who dat drippin’? 👀
It’s Billy, baby — keep a tissue handy 😏
(He said he clean, y’all! No fleas, just freaky!)
Haha, let’s go!
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[Verse 1 – The OG silly bars]
I’m so silly with a wet willy, name’s Billy,
Slide up slick, make ya ear get chilly,
Feelin’ kinda goofy, snackin’ booty cheese,
Say “bless you!” quick — this man ’bout to sneeze! 🤧
No fleas, just freaky, I’m squeaky clean,
Pull up in the club with a Vaseline sheen,
He goofy, he loopy, he my lil’ moist king,
Got more drip than a faucet ring! 💦
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[Hook – chanty club vibe]
Wet-Willy Billy, he silly, uh-huh!
When it get cold he a lil’ bit chilly, uh-huh!
He eat booty cheese like Philly, uh-huh!
Then he sneeze like “achoo!” so silly, uh-huh!
(Wet-willy, wet-willy, go Billy!)
(Wet-willy, wet-willy, go Billy!)
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[Verse 2 – Remix switch-up, Nicki speed flow]
Billy got jokes and a tongue so reckless,
Make a girl laugh, then he snatch her necklace,
He don’t got fleas, but he got that tease,
Like, “lemme whisper somethin’ nasty — please.” 😜
He icy, spicy, lil’ weird delight,
Got me laughin’ so hard I can’t sleep at night,
Put him on a beat, he a viral disease,
But the cure is more Billy — yes please!
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[Bridge – silly ad-libs]
Booty cheese connoisseur! (ew, but kinda cute)
Chilly willy on the floor! (brr, shoot!)
He sneezin’ like choo choo choo! (gesundheit!)
Got no fleas, just freaky moves!
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[Verse 3 – Your Nicki-style “Drip Queen” takeover 👑]
Drip queen, pink beam, I’m the dream supreme,
Billy got jokes but I run the scene,
If he sneeze on me, I charge a fee,
‘Cause this glow don’t come for free 💅
Booty cheese? Boy, please, I’m lactose-free,
But I’ll still serve looks like it’s dairy-me!
He silly, I’m bad, together we mad,
Wet-Willy world tour, put it on the ‘Gram! 📸
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[Hook – club repeat, tag team]
Wet-Willy Billy, he silly, uh-huh!
When it get cold he a lil’ bit chilly, uh-huh!
He eat booty cheese like Philly, uh-huh!
Then he sneeze like “achoo!” so silly, uh-huh!
(Wet-willy, wet-willy, go Billy!)
(Wet-willy, wet-willy, go Billy!)
(Wet-willy, wet-willy, go Billy!)
(Drip-queen, drip-queen, go silly!)
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[Bridge – talk rap section]
He got no fleas, but he got that tongue,
Make a baddie giggle, then she come undone,
Drippy, chilly, silly, yeah he my fave,
If he sneeze again, I’ma make him behave! 😜
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[Outro – playful Nicki close-out]
We silly, we chilly, we wavy, baby,
Billy got jokes but he can’t out-crazy me, maybe,
So when he come thru with that ear-wig thrill,
Just say “hi Billy” — and hold real still! 😂💦
Drip Queen out. 💋