J Fox Is A Menace

[Verse 1]
Log in late, he already there
Trash talk flying, he don’t play fair
Mic too loud, chewing in my ear
Still, if he’s missing, I’m like “where?” (where?!)
He’ll steal my loot, say “finders keep”
Run in a trap, then blame my team
Click so fast, but he can’t aim straight
Top of the board, still shows up late
[Chorus]
J Fox is a menace, yeah, he stays on my case (ayy)
Talks big in the lobby, then he hides in a safe place
He a pain in my side, but I queue up again
’Cause the game ain’t the same
If it’s not with my friend (J Fox!)
[Verse 2]
He calls “one shot!” when he full HP
Swear he lagged when he dies on me
Afk, “hold on, gotta grab my drink”
Comes back, whole squad gone in a blink
Clutch round? He dancing instead
Spam emotes while we all drop dead
Still somehow carries when it counts at the end
Biggest headache I got
And my favorite friend
[Chorus]
J Fox is a menace, yeah, he stays on my case (yeah)
Talks big in the lobby, then he hides in a safe place
He a pain in my side, but I queue up again
’Cause the game ain’t the same
If it’s not with my friend (let’s go)

rap, Bouncy, comedic boom-bap with crisp drums and playful bassline; male vocals with animated delivery. Verses stay tight and conversational, with ad-libs and quick pauses for punchlines. Hook leans into chant-style crowd vocals and call-and-response shouts, with subtle record-stop drops on key jokes for extra impact.